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No HTML tags were injured during the production
of this page. No irregular verbs were used, and only
politically-correct statements were allowed in the source code.
No handguns were harmed in the making of this web site. We used
only non-functioning models for high-risk pages, and the death
scenes did not involve actual injury to firearms, except to the
stunt guns that aren't protected by the Second Amendment anyway.
The "blood" is actually a red-colored dye, as no tomatoes or
other Vegetable People were caused to perish in order to
entertain you. Special care was taken during the chase scenes so
that no Insect Persons (referred to by anthropocentrics as
"bugs") were injured; and extreme measures were taken to protect
the Dog Waste People, and Animal Droppings Non-sentient Entities
in general were also well taken care of. Catering was by "Road
Kill 'R' Us", and the food thus obtained was eaten raw, so as not
to jeopradize the health of the Bacteria People and the Deadly
Intestinal Parasite Beings. All-in-all, we think we did pretty
damn good job of building ourselves a quasi-Buddhist pathway to
wherever the hell they think they go when they undergo their
transmogrification. In this way we are no different than many
Hollywood stars and other species-rights activists. Wait a
minute! I'm not so sure I want to spend eternity with them
folks... Yo, buddy! Pass me a hotdog, will ya? And cancel my PETA membership for me as long as you're up! |